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All posts by Dan Bayn

Prince is, like, totally clued-in!

C’mon! He wanted to be called “The Artist,” fer chrissakes! The pop music performer, Prince, is obsessed with ascending as The Artist. He’s been fostering a reputation as an eccentric […]

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The Escapist

It’s freedom, baby. Yeah! Attributes: This is the archetype of every person who has ever wanted to be free of government oppression, peer pressure, chemical addiction, a shameful past… anything […]

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The Witch-Hunter

Fox Mulder meets the Spanish Inquisition. Attributes: To most folks, the Witch-Hunter is the embodiment of humanity’s triumph over the supernatural. He uses humanity’s mundane advantages (planning, research, preparation) to […]

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Automancy

Great! Now those jackasses have magic! You’ve been there a thousand times. You’re driving along in the left lane, minding your own damn business, when some terminally inbred moron (probably […]

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Ferals

The real monsters behind werewolves, vampires, ghouls, and other man-eating myths. The Ferals got their start in the Harappan civilization of ancient India. The Harappans believed in the reincarnation of […]

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