Cloud seeding for brainstorms. The Freak is Dead, Long Live The Freak: The rumors of The Freak shuffling off this mortal coil are flying through the underground, prompting a mad […]
Monthly Archives: September 2005
The Imperialist (19th Century Wigan)
“The Sun will never set on The British Empire.” The imperialist could jump to life straight out of a Rudyard Kipling poem. He’s the man who will plant the Union […]
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Things I heard…
The world is a freaky place indeed… – Wanna try something funny? You have to be really patient to pull this off. Get a mirror. Start staring at it. Well, […]
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The Robber – Barron (Wigan-Era)
“Greed…, is Good.” – Gordon Gecko There are people in the world just like sharks. They must always swim forward perpetually, feeding on anyone in their path, or else they […]
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John Dies at the End
A guy, another guy, soy sauce, a bunch of jerks, and reality-scouring wig-monsters from another dimension. You know, very postmodern. http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/jdate/intro.html The seminal online novel, available for your purusal and […]
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The Guy That Dosen’t Stay Down For Long
Some People just hate weakness. You are ‘some people’. You seriously can’t stand to be weak. You hate it. Like nothing else, you want to be equal to or better […]
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Germ of an idea for someone
Could the levees breaking be a blow to Mak Attak? Or a turning point? NOLA, like any other cities, has Scotsman branches. Most likely, any Attakers worked there, had their […]
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The Savage
“I hunt therefore I am.” The savage is man at his primitive best. Uncluttered by the cynicism, sedentary lifestyle and the postmodern ennui of daily existence, this human reaches ultimate […]
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Sanctimancy
Fighting monsters by being one. Nicknames: whackjobs, targets They’re putting one over on us. They’re trying to keep us in the dark, but you know the real truth. Maybe you […]
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Creepy Evil Child
“I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes… the Devil’s eyes.” – Dr. Sam Loomis The Creepy, Evil Child. The remorseless child killer […]
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