Want to make your own avatar class? Here’s some help. Before I begin, I want to offer my deepest apologies to John Tynes, Greg Stolzye, and everyone else who was […]
Monthly Archives: May 2012
Headline: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
Miami’s a bad place for people with faces right now. “The officer…approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer […]
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Headline: Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops
Pornomancer meltdown or misguided Flying Woman ascension attempt? You decide. “A half-naked woman wearing hot pink duct tape attacked and injured three police officers in a bizarre incident Saturday night […]
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Headline: Vial of Ronald Reagan’s Blood on Auction
No magical medicine cabinet would be complete without one. But is the benefit for the buyer, or the seller? ‘An on-line auction site is hoping to find out by selling […]
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Chiromancy
Spinal adjustments as magickal power. Would you like a free consultation? Nickname: Spinecrackers Something snaps in a person’s spine, at your hands. They feel dizzy, possibly nauseous, as their body […]
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Cairomancy
The ancient power of Egypt (or something close enough for undiscerning eyes). Nickname: Ignorant culturally-appropriative pseudo-scholars who have made a mockery of our entire profession. (by actual Egyptologists) It was […]
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Chi Rho Mancy
The mystical power of fraternity. Nickname: bros The Sigma Chi Rho fraternity, University of Ohio chapter, found that their hazing rituals were growing more intense, more amoral, and, quite to […]
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He Who Fights Monsters
No price is too great… Attributes: There are things which must be done. Actions that rend the soul and fracture the mind, eroding one’s sense of self, but necessary actions […]
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