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Superstitious people are often afraid of crows. Heralds of bad tidings, so goes tradition. But then, that sort of thing isn’t real, now is it? Cornixomancers are obsessed with crows. […]

A minor school based on waking people up. Magic is a product of human consciousness, and the moment when that spark of consciousness appears is the starting point for all […]

For those poor souls who wish they could be adepts. (Inspired by belkal’s Auxilomancy) Nicknames: Toadies, handbags, apostles, satellites. The Aeon Of Horus has begun. All around the world, people […]

According to homeopathic principles, one tiny dose is all you need to get back to your normal, healthy baseline. Every junkie already knows this. Nicknames: Homies, Quacks, Placebomancers. Many homeopathic […]

Vomit-related magic. Probably the grossest magical school I’ve written. It’s believed that the first adept of this school was trying to learn dipsomancy, but somehow learned something else instead. Since […]

Spinal adjustments as magickal power. Would you like a free consultation? Nickname: Spinecrackers Something snaps in a person’s spine, at your hands. They feel dizzy, possibly nauseous, as their body […]

The ancient power of Egypt (or something close enough for undiscerning eyes). Nickname: Ignorant culturally-appropriative pseudo-scholars who have made a mockery of our entire profession. (by actual Egyptologists) It was […]

The mystical power of fraternity. Nickname: bros The Sigma Chi Rho fraternity, University of Ohio chapter, found that their hazing rituals were growing more intense, more amoral, and, quite to […]

If an adept’s power is fueled by obsession, what more obvious object for fascination is there? The world we live in is a lie. Most adepts agree on this, but […]

If something must be done, it doesn’t matter if a few lives are lost doing it… From the earliest days, people – well, thanatomancers – understood the meaning and power […]