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Pim Fortuyn’s Abortive Legacy

Soulless European Spies from the Future

You heard about Pim Fortuyn, right? That Dutch right-wing politician that got iced? Well that wasn’t any ordinary assassination.

Y’see, what was meant to happen was that about twenty years down the line old Pim was gonna become really powerful. Not just in the Netherlands, he was gonna stir up some anti-immigrant motivations across the whole continent, and become the European President.

Now, some idealist from the future manages to get a hold of a top-secret time travel machine. This guy supposed had his Muslim girlfriend deported or killed by the EU gestapo or something, so he hated old Pim. So he goes back to 2002 and shoots him.

Now nothing seems out of the ordinary to us, but this changes the entire future. And what’s more, the assassin wasn’t the only one back in our time. A bunch of supposed bodyguards, timecop types, were in Europe too. They lose their futures and should cease to exist by rights. But the universe is lazy, so it just wipes out their souls, and leaves their physical forms in place.

So now theres a bunch of non-entities with memories of a future thats never gonna happen. And they’re nuts, they crave those emotions they can’t feel anymore. They’re all running around trying to find some way of bringing old Pim back. They’re looking for cliomancers, entropomancers, even vidiots, anybody they think could do the job. They want to put the future back where they want it to be.

Yeah, thats bad shit. And they ain’t pussies, either, they got some advanced technology to play around with. But they also got some weird magick that ain’t even been invented yet. Dunno how many charges they got left though.

If they succeed, man, Europe’ll be in for some deep doodoo, if you know what I mean.

2 thoughts on “Pim Fortuyn’s Abortive Legacy

  1. Paka says:

    Nice. I like when UA plot seeds are taken from the headlines. Especially when it is a bit of international news that I am entirely ignorant of, making me google the name and read a bit about it.

    Nice.

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  2. bennzbub says:

    personaplly given the entire ‘green lunatic’ aspect of the Pim Fortyn case. Perhaps an additional ‘Green Tolalitarian’ off shoot would be a good idea. What if The Universe wasn’t lazy but inverted the souls of the Time cops. Where they were ‘Integration (unity of culture) fascists now they could be ‘Nature Uber Alles’ Follow a standard revolution paradigm and soon all Green Moderates beware, the time of the revolution draws nigh.

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