Movie junkies have nightmares, too.

Where tobegin?Perhaps with what I assume is the beginning.

It started about five o’clock, last night.I think. It’s hard to tell time where I am. Allow me to explain. I rented a movie at a Mom-and-Pop video store, around noon or so. It was a low-budget indie flick, named ‘Trapped’. I thought it looked clever, and I sat down to watch.

Tape was blank,as best I could figure. Itwentthedurationofthemovie,Ithink.

I took it out, and sat down to watch the game. I’m a big football fan. Suddenly, things took a turn for the surreal.

I was suddenly in the middle of the game. Surrounded by uniforms I was all too familiar with. My living room was history; I was at the stadium, third down, first quarter, and the ball suddenly landed in my hands. I was tackled by both sides, and put