The Superbowl fiasco
Justin Timberlake’s “little mistake” was no accident. He’s actually a member of the Fellowship of Bad Traffic, and an adept of their quirky school. He tried to gain a major charge by offending not just a single public figure, but thousands upon thousands of people due to the first international broadcast of the Superbowl.
However, through the efforts of a cabal of Demagouge Avatars known as The Red Flag Clan of Denver, they were able to divert attention away from Justin and onto Janet Jackson. This infuriated the Fellowship and they have sworn revenge.
They haven’t done anythig yet…and no one knows why. The main theory is that the Sternos are trouble enough, and they can’t hold a war on two fronts. Others say that Justin Timberlake didn’t get permission to get this charge, and they’re focusing their mighty magicks on him now. Still others say that this monumental push of public opinion actually caused one of the Clan members to Ascend spontaneously as some sort of Spin Doctor or the like. This isn’t likely however, seeing as how all known members of the Clan are Avatars following the Demagouge.
Dude, somebodys yanking your chain. I know for a fact that the people who are really buzzing about this one are those Naked Goddess cultists.
Why? Come on, man – some well identified sex symbol goes nation-wide showing off just how *everyone* can see her naked, and *everyone* gets to… well… and flaunts that to the whole nation? Talk about your frustrated desires. See, she ain’t trying to be one of those cultists, who are acting like the NG – she’s being an Avatar of the NG. Which really seems to piss the NGers off.
Funny thing is, I hear that the sunburst nipple ring’s now got some major mojo associated with it – being a channeling point for the focused desires of millions of pubescent males does that, I guess. I hear Alex Abel wants it bad… but nobody seems to be able to find it.