From the AP news, as reported by CNN.com

Dump Run Becomes Color-Changing Experience

A quick trip to the dump turned two upstate New York men green, reports the Troy, N.Y., Record.

Clifford Clark, 34, said he felt a little dizzy after dropping off some junk Monday at the municipal transfer station in Poestenkill, N.Y., about ten miles east of Albany.

Then he noticed his passenger, Frank Wagner, was sweating green liquid. So was Clark. Both their tongues had turned green as well.

“I looked at my friend and I couldn’t believe his mouth had turned colors,” Clark, an auto dealer, told the newspaper. “There was like a green liquid on his skin.”

Clark, Wagner and two dump employees rushed off to the hospital, where not much was found wrong with them. That doesn’t reassure Clark.

“I was very worried. … I thought I got it off me last night, but now I started sweating it out again,” he said. “I want to make sure I’m not going to drop dead in the next six months or something.”

A spokesman for Waste Management, Inc., (search) which runs the transfer station, said a green dye had gotten into the air. Clark doesn’t believe it.

“If it was a dye, we would have seen it coming out toward us,” he insisted. “It rained and my car looks like someone poured green Kool-Aid all over it.”

Clark’s wife said her husband was having chest pains and difficulty breathing.

“He turns green every time he sweats,” said Heather Clark. “I’m really petrified, being in the same bed as him, and for my four children.”

Federal EPA personnel told the Clarks they would be inspecting the site this week.

–Added notation by a member of the Occult Underground: Okay, who the hell was playing around out near the dump?