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Filthy Lies

All Video Rental stores have a demon possessing a clerk. Union Rules.

The anti-cigarette campaign that’s taken over America in the past years grew out of an attempt to weaken the school of Carcinomancy, but has made it stronger instead.

The computer game Red Alert 2 depicted the nuclear destruction of Chicago, during the “good” campaign of the Allied forces. On its own, it seems like just a bit of drama, but when I took a trip into Chicago to unload some merchandise, I met one of those City-mages. He had the logo of Westwood Studios on a dartboard above his bed.

The Knight on a chessboard has to move in an “L” shape because back then, the horse had to be turned left or right for the knight to get close enough to hit someone with a sword or mace. Carrying a ritually enchanted Knight chesspeice with you at all times makes your actions harder to understand.

A Mobius Strip has the same mystical topology as a perfect sphere, and can be used to make charms that will always bring you back to the spot where the charm was made… dead or alive.

The tale of the Garden of Eden is actually the story of the first mages being persecuted by the first religions. It was intended to scare prospective unbeleivers and heretics, but actually tipped many off to the fact that there was something else out there that meant personal power. Those who get the short end of the status quo have hunted for their own apple from the tree of knowledge ever since.

The Sega Genesis/Megadrive game Kid Chameleon is actually a chronicle of the exploits of the guy who invented Personamancy. According to most sources, he destroyed a Room of Renunciation from the inside. Playing the game itself enough will actually teach you the school, if you know what to look for.

Every “disorder” and “syndrome” doctors have mentioned since the 70s is actually just the effect of a sort of broad-band mind control system. Rather than take over the world, the people who control this machine decided to make gobs of money off of it. The pills for various problems block the influence of the mind control transmitter, but only for a short time. An unintended plus is that the right dose of Ritalin will make you immune to hypnosis.

Every time somebody plays a Led Zeppelin album, Pluto’s orbit gets smaller.

2 thoughts on “Filthy Lies

  1. Chris G. says:

    Interesting.
    Does the “Syndrome” line include Acquired Immunde Deficiency Syndrome (first noticed in 1978, and named in ’82)?

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  2. Unknown_VariableX says:

    Yes. Only this signal was weaponized instead of exploited economically. There IS a blocking agent that can be taken in pill form to offset AIDS, but it’s a closely guarded secret… only slightly less important than “7X”, the secret ingredient in Coca-Cola.

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