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John Holmes

The Icon for those who want to touch the Easy Lord of Sleaze.

John C. Holmes

The sleazy idol for the man who has it all or nothing

The undisputed king of stag films, John Curtis Holmes, rode life, getting famous in his erect thirteen-and-a-half inch penis. Excluding his pandered honesty, which spun tales of the amount of women he sexed, there are roughly seven thousand catalogued nude or sex scenes, the lanky, awkward, and soft-spoken man became the unknown carnal hero for both the homely males and voyeurs of sexual spectacle.

He alone became the draw card for most of his pornographic movies, a throne which no other pornographic actor has ever achieved. In his secret life, he was caught in a dysfunctional marriage and he snitched to vice cops about other illicit porn productions.

But the bawdy cult of celebrity grew too much for Holmes. His drug use spiralled out of control and he was implicated and charged with a murder conspiracy.

After the emergence of VCR, the slick business of celluloid stag films become anonymously accessible home porn and Holmes found his pedestal was too tilted to ever climb back on.

His performance careened wildly and his career went from acceptable to shoddy. His lifestyle of sex, drugs, drinking, and smoking five packets of cigarettes a day led to his early death in 1988, a result of the emergent HIV pandemic.

The demigod of porn took the diseased bullet meant for the porn industry. His cult status cemented by the advent of the internet downloads.

For a little minor charge, The Sceptre of King Dong increases penis size and vaginal accommodation; elevates sexual stamina. This effect boosts performance during one sexual encounter so it really is as good as looks in those movies.

A Going Up Down Town with two significant charges exaggerates the sexual responses of all the participants as a mystical aphrodisiac. All those present are still in control of their faculties but no action during sex involving sex will cause damage or discomfort, nor will it trigger a stress check or a Passion (apart from directly attacking to cause damage). So there is no risk of erotic auto asphyxiation or even torn soft tissue but knifing or shooting somebody pops the bubble of lust as always.

This can be used best in conjunction with five significant charges and the Kiss of the Werecock, which manifests and temporarily gives the iconomancer a thirteen-and-a-half inch penis (including testicles for women). The penis is fully function and the user ejaculates infertile semen.

The benefit is that the iconomancer gets a near 100% immunity to STDs, and will only contract one or pass one on a bad match or a zero-zero fumble.
The Fallen to Abuse negative aspect of John C. Holmes can be thrown at the cost of two significant charges. The target starts looking sweaty and sick and suffering aches and pains and, if male, he is unable to have an erection. During this time all his Body and Speed skills are at a -10 shift for a day. Fallen to Abuse does not affect wound scores.

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