The failed ascenscion of the Pedophile.

Y’ever hear about a duke by the name of Fred Stone? Didn’t think so. From what I hear, he was trying to ascend as the Pedophile. His plan was to take a road trip across the U.S. in an unmarked white van, following the path of cities from that thing couple years ago, the one with Mak Attax and the magic hamburger meat. He’d find a little girl in each of the major cities on the route – I think he started in L.A., and I’m pretty sure he hit Vegas, New York, and a couple other places too – and molest them, and then bury their bodies somewhere on the side of the highway. Then, to cap it off, he heads off to Washington D.C. You see, Fred had heard that Dateline was planning on filming an episode of To Catch a Predator there, and he’d manage to find one of the decoys in an online chatroom. His plan was to go in, mojo blazing, rape the decoy, and then ascend on national television (for all his planning, I don’t think he realized the show wasn’t broadcast live. Wasn’t his only slip up). Now, he managed to get to the last step of the plan, but something went wrong, and he got shot dead, one bullet right between the eyes. NBC never aired that episode, but they still have the tape. Friend of mine says he saw a bootleg copy of it on the internet, and according to him, it was Chris Hansen himself that shot Fred dead…right after siccing some kind of monster on him, something with lots of eyes and tentacles. Maybe Fred wasn’t the only duke with an interest in little girls…