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Dry Spell

The Anti-Aphrodisiac

Power: Minor
Cost: 3 minor charges
Effect: The target of this ritual becomes filled with intense, debilitating, shame by the thought, sight, action or mention of sex. They are incapable of committing any sex act for any reason for a number of days equal to a successful -30 shifted Soul roll (or number of days equal to your Soul stat if you opt to spend the charges). The effect extends to anyone who makes skin-on-skin contact with the target for as long as they are both within fifteen feet of each other. This ritual isn’t much more than an inconvenience for most people but it can make the average Naked Goddess worshipper’s life hell for a while.
Ritual Action: Put an expired condom over a banana (any type of phallic food works but a banana tends to work better for whatever reason) and slip it into the hole of a bagel (or doughnut, hotdog bun, taco shell, you get the idea). Put the crude sex model into a blender and grind it to a paste by pressing the “pulse” button rhythmically and chanting the target’s name. Dry out the paste then burn it in a stone bowl to complete the ritual.

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