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The Time Cube

This sounds like the work of a Chronomancer to me, but I’m not quite sure what it means.

Its even more bizarre than Time-Wave theory.

www.timecube.com

I might have to try to get this guy to come give a lecture at my school. It’d be great.

8 thoughts on “The Time Cube

  1. Unknown_VariableX says:

    The theory appears more religious than scientific, and seems to make unreasonable (and inconsistent) connections between arithmetic and syntax.

    Not to mention that the guy is such a gigantic dick about it that I want to set him on fire.

    There may be a method to his madness, but it’s like discovering the Ultimate Technique of applying varnish to shirts; what’s the point?

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  2. Unknown_VariableX says:

    Holy crap.

    After further analysis, it’s clear this guy has some issues. From what I’ve seen, he’s a white-supremacist, homophobic, paranoid, megalomaniacal nutjob with serious grudges against both religious AND scientific institutions, so he’s really all alone in the middle. How much acid he had to drop to get this screwed up, I can’t possibly imagine.

    Except for the math, he sounds like a certain somebody we all know with a real hate-on for Superconductor and the Maks.

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  3. Moko says:

    I’ve read Timecube a few times over the past year or so, and it really makes me happy that I’m sane.
    It also makes me sad that the book “Kooks” that Mr. Stolze recommends for Unknown armies doesn’t have a sequal dealing with the Internet.

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  4. Insect King says:

    My favourite is this:

    “Acknowledge the 4 days or you die evil.

    Do not pass this point without the 4 days.”

    I am too of android singularity to be concerned and ignorant.

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  5. BrokenBone says:

    I think this line is specially clear about this guy character:

    “Dr.Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human”

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  6. BrokenBone says:

    Sory for the double post, but I forgot this:

    “The male god singularity and same sex
    trinity equates denouncing motherhood
    and supporting a state of queers – with
    a price of HIV devastating life on Earth.”

    it just gives me the creeps… Could this person be this sick?

    Another:
    “Evil academic bastards who preach
    singularity and block Cubic Creation
    debate, should be nailed to the cross.”
    “Singularity educators are unfit to even live.”
    “WORD students serve Nature best if dead.”
    “You
    must establish a Chair of Wisdom to empower
    Wise Men over the stupid intelligentsia, or perish. ”

    Those are only some of them. And I haven’t even started to quote the racists bits. By the way: what kind of fixation he has about betting $10000 again and again on this stupid rant?

    And this… this is too much hilarious:
    “For a year now I have studied your Time Cube truths but have not been
    able to convince others of its reality (dumbasses). My mother is a teacher,
    and she said it was “nutty” and “stupid.” But guess what- I cornered her,
    literally, in the living room one evening, and forced her to admit it.

    IN ORDER TO GET HER TEACHING CERTIFICATE, SHE HAD TO SIGN AN AFFIDAVIT STATING THAT SHE WOULD UPHOLD THE GREENWICH MYTH UNTIL DEATH. I shit you not. It has been revealed.

    American teachers are sworn to fight against the truth of Time Cube. “

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  7. Insect King says:

    If you actually read further down, Time Cube Guy admits that his Singularity Evil psychiatrist diagnosed him as schizophrenic.

    “For a year now I have studied your Time Cube truths but have not been
    able to convince others of its reality (dumbasses). My mother is a teacher,
    and she said it was “nutty” and “stupid.” But guess what- I cornered her,
    literally, in the living room one evening, and forced her to admit it.”

    This is kind of scary. He forces his mother into a corner and terrified her son is going to go violent she admits his Time Cube Theory is valid.

    Actually she would admit anything he said was true to get him away.

    C.

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